Okay, I couldn’t help myself. That shouldn’t surprise all of you. I replied to the weird email that I talked about in the previous post. The message was just too off the wall, I needed to know more. Turns out the story gets even stranger.
In the first email, dude basically offers me the use of his nympho sub for the summer. Yeah. There was nothing about the message that interested me at all, rather the attitude the dude had was really bothersome, which is what the last post was about.
But I couldn’t just leave it there, I wrote back a quick, two line message. Basically a “tell me more”. I didn’t really want to engage with him but I was curious about him and the situation. Call me an amateur sociologist.
We’re going with Bob and Sierra for names, for now. According to him, long term “FWB” with a big kinky streak.
This was his response (edited for anonymity):
“Sierra is my sub, she calls me her Master. She’s early 40’s, (irrelevant details). I’m early 50’s, (irrelevant details). She’s into all kinds of kink, especially playing with multiple guys. We’re DDF and tested often. We are hoping to share her while you’re in the area as long as you’re discrete and can host. You sounded like someone who would appreciate the opportunity.”
Alright, on the surface there are some oddities but there were a couple details that really stood out. Specifically, they’re both decades older than me, have been playing together for four years… but can’t host and emphasize being discrete…
What the fuck? This screams “we’re two adults cheating on our significant others and looking for somewhere to hook up”. Probably tired of making out in cars or paying for hotel rooms. But this dude acts like he’s trying to do me a favor?
For those of you who don’t know me so well… I’m an extraordinarily private person. I’m a hermit in training and don’t waste my time on most people. Sure, Bob doesn’t know that… but what kind of unreasonable douchebag is he? Not only treating Sierra like shit, he’s probably cheating on a wife or long time partner, and he’s willing to offer his mistress’ orifices to a stranger just to have a place to fuck her.
My response (edited for anonymity):
“Bob, I appreciate your offer but felt that I should outline my own positions before we go any further. I don’t play with couples or groups unless I’m very comfortable with them beforehand, and I’m certainly not interested in being anyone’s third wheel. If (Sierra) wants to meet with me, see if we get along, that would be a good first step. If Sierra and I click maybe down the line I’d be open to adding others. But it would only be in stages and accommodating all of our comfort levels.
“Second, your concern for ‘discrete’ partners and inability to host implies to me that you’re both involved with others and this is some side situation, which I’m not okay with. If that isn’t the case, please set me straight.”
Yeah, I was more polite than I needed to be, but I’m a polite kind of guy and I was still curious what info I could get from him.
His reply was unsurprising:
“Yes, we are, as you put it, ‘involved’ with other people but we’ve been together for (years) and have never had any drama. Sierra only plays with me, so if you’re suggesting time with just her than there is nothing else to really discuss. Good luck with your search.”
Yeah, that put pretty much all my questions to rest.
There are so many douche bags out there. I’m quite sincere when I tell people that I’m glad I’m not a woman in the dating scene these days, I couldn’t stand it.