Naked Thursday #16


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work out well on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

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Now, it’s probably pretty obvious that going to the mall is not a good idea on Naked Thursday.  There would be a few benefits to going, you’d never have to get undressed first in the changing room.  Hell, you wouldn’t even need a changing room, the employees would be urging you to try things on as soon as you step in the door.  And yet, it’s not a good idea.

There are a whole host of reasons why it wouldn’t go well.  There are all the Moms browsing the aisles, kids in tow.  There are all the squeamish shop workers that don’t want your… parts touching the items for sale, and I can’t imagine a nude blogger would attract customers to the store -quite the opposite I’m sure.  Then, there are all those over-eager, poorly trained mall cops just itching for an excuse to bust out their stun guns.

But, by far, the biggest reason why it’s a terrible idea to go to the mall on Naked Thursday is where the hell would you keep your wallet?

 

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Naked Thursday #15


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that not real good to do on Naked Thursdays, other things work out pretty well.

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One of the things that works out well is buying that fancy new video camera you’ve been drooling over.

You want to do some home videos?  Naked home videos.  You want to make a sex tape?  Naked sex tape.   Want to catch your kid’s soccer game on video?  …Ok, you might not want to do this one on Thursday.  Parents tend to have pretty conservative views of naked people around their kids.

Even better than one camera, you could buy and set up dozens.

You could rig up your house like it is going to be the next Big Brother house.  Capture your entire life on video tape, ever wrinkle and fart.  After a few Naked Thursdays, you could probably sell all that video to one of the cable channels.  It seems like that’s the new twist on reality TV, naked reality TV.  You could be the next big star!  Like the Kardashians!

Actually, can you think of any celebrity-reality-TV-stars that aren’t assholes?  Maybe you should keep the tapes to yourself.

 

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Naked Thursday #14


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.  (Thank you to Pornclerk Chronicles for this week’s topic)

There are some things that are wonderful on Naked Thursdays, other things not so much.

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One of the things you might want to avoid on Naked Thursday is cooking bacon.

I know, I know, bacon is the fifth food group, it’s the best fucking food on the planet, etc.  I know all that… but if you absolutely have to make those candied bacon strips, or bacon-wrapped deep fried hot dogs, or chicken-fried bacon, or bacon ice cream… you get the idea, bacon is fucking fantastic with everything… you might want to cook it up on Wednesday.

Damn, writing this is making me hungry for bacon.  Hmmm… bacon. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #8


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work well on Naked Thursday and some things that do not.

One of the things that doesn’t go so well on Naked Thursday is tree climbing.

Nake tree

Maybe you’re trying to relive your glory days by climbing a tree, maybe you’re trying to pick apples, or maybe you’re trying to rescue the neighbor’s cat, but on Naked Thursday tree climbing is a bad idea.

Not only are you trying to climb a rough surface while completely exposed, things will only get spiral out of control when you realize you can’t get back down.  You’re stuck up in that tree, naked, and totally exposed to the entire neighborhood. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #7


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work out well on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

One of those things that works well is watching TV.

Naked TV

Ladies, in case you didn’t know this, men are obsessed with their dicks.  They’re also obsessed with TV.  Watching TV on Naked Thursday incorporates both their favorite past times into one; playing with their penises and the remote.  AT THE SAME TIME! Continue reading

Naked Thursday #6


For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are some things that go well with Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

Naked pets

One of the things that doesn’t go so well is giving your cat a bath.  This really should be self explanatory, but I’ll lay it out in case the obvious eludes you.

Cats have claws.  Cats don’t like water.  If you try and put said cat into said water, they will use said claws to rend any flesh within reach.  And if you are naked because it’s Naked Thursday, there were be lots and lots of flesh to rend. Continue reading