Naked Thursday #9


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

Some things aren’t so great to do on Naked Thursday but other things work out surprisingly well.

naked portrait s

One of the things that actually works out well is having your portrait painted.

You’ve always been a fan of the dignity and poise of a wonderful portrait painting.  Now, it’s time to dust off that calendar and get one scheduled for Thursday! Continue reading

Naked Thursday #8


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work well on Naked Thursday and some things that do not.

One of the things that doesn’t go so well on Naked Thursday is tree climbing.

Nake tree

Maybe you’re trying to relive your glory days by climbing a tree, maybe you’re trying to pick apples, or maybe you’re trying to rescue the neighbor’s cat, but on Naked Thursday tree climbing is a bad idea.

Not only are you trying to climb a rough surface while completely exposed, things will only get spiral out of control when you realize you can’t get back down.  You’re stuck up in that tree, naked, and totally exposed to the entire neighborhood. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #7


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work out well on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

One of those things that works well is watching TV.

Naked TV

Ladies, in case you didn’t know this, men are obsessed with their dicks.  They’re also obsessed with TV.  Watching TV on Naked Thursday incorporates both their favorite past times into one; playing with their penises and the remote.  AT THE SAME TIME! Continue reading

Naked Thursday #6


For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are some things that go well with Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

Naked pets

One of the things that doesn’t go so well is giving your cat a bath.  This really should be self explanatory, but I’ll lay it out in case the obvious eludes you.

Cats have claws.  Cats don’t like water.  If you try and put said cat into said water, they will use said claws to rend any flesh within reach.  And if you are naked because it’s Naked Thursday, there were be lots and lots of flesh to rend. Continue reading

Ann pt 1


About a month ago I started chatting with fellow blogger Ann St. Vincent (I wrote a post about it here). It started completely innocently when I sent her an email about one of her posts, but it quickly developed into an online romance. She’s a strong, independent, intelligent and beautiful woman; who wouldn’t start falling for her? The problem was that we lived thousands of miles apart.

That’s why we both chose pseudonyms for each other on our respective blogs. Whenever I wanted to write about Ann, I would write about “Julie”(a la, Julie Fucks MeA Funny ConversationLong Distance Friends With BenefitsPhone Sex, Julie Update).

teenage fuzzy Ann s

Whenever Ann was writing about me, she would write about “Matthew”. We knew we were looking at long odds, so that was our way of playing it safe.  If things didn’t work out for whatever reason, we could down-play the whole thing. Julie and Matthew would just disappear and life would continue as normal.

The big question was what if everything went well? Continue reading

Naked Thursday #5


For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are some things that aren’t so good to do on Naked Thursday, other things work surprisingly well.

Like going to your therapist.

Naked counseling

This is of course assuming that you don’t like your therapist.

Therapists tend to think they’re smarter than everyone, that’s why they like telling everyone what to do.  But what do they do when confronted by full frontal nudity?  They freeze up, just like everybody else.

Take that, you PhD wannabe! Continue reading

Naked Thursday #3


For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are things that are bad to do on Naked Thursday, other things actually work out pretty well.

For example, going to the movies.

naked movies

You might have some problems waiting in line for the tickets, and finding the right seat.  You might want to have a buddy get the tickets for you, then text you when the lights start to dim.  But once those lights go down. you are home free.

Keep in mind how gross and uncomfortable those chairs are when you’re wearing clothes, you might want to bring a foam pad or something to put down before sitting.

Oh, and bring your own snacks.  Those high school kids working the counter have a surprisingly poor sense of humor.

 

If you have any suggestions for things you’d like to see featured on Naked Thursday leave a comment below.

Naked Thursday #2


For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

Naked walking dog

For example, one of the things that has to be done with some tact is walking the dog.

You need to pick and choose the times of day to take the dog out very carefully.  If you go too early or too late you will end up sharing the sidewalk with the exercise types walking or running.  After they see you, definitely running.

You would think that those exercise types would be more open to the expression of the naked human body.  Nope.   Naked bloggers walking their dog?  They don’t appreciate that much.  Maybe it’s the Cheetos-Bud lite-Mountain Dew belly.  Maybe it’s the lack of proper grooming or hygiene.  Or maybe it’s just your floppy dong dangling in the suburban breeze.

For any of those many reasons, they won’t like what they see.  Especially if they are equipped with a running stroller and a couple kids.

Mentally prepare yourself for a face full of mace and the cops getting called.

 

If you have any suggestions for things you’d like to see featured on Naked Thursday leave a comment below.