Explicit posts


It seems an appropriate time to write this post as I’ve just received an email from Blogger about their new content guidelines.  (I post on both sites, Blogger and WordPress.  As far as I know, WP policies aren’t changing.)

Blogger:

In the coming weeks, we’ll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We’ll still allow nudity presented in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts, or where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.

The new policy will go into effect on the 23rd of March 2015. After this policy goes into effect, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content we’ve made private.

Our records indicate that your account may be affected by this policy change. Please refrain from creating new content that would violate this policy. Also, we ask that you make any necessary changes to your existing blog to comply as soon as possible, so that you won’t experience any interruptions in service. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #16


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work out well on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

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Now, it’s probably pretty obvious that going to the mall is not a good idea on Naked Thursday.  There would be a few benefits to going, you’d never have to get undressed first in the changing room.  Hell, you wouldn’t even need a changing room, the employees would be urging you to try things on as soon as you step in the door.  And yet, it’s not a good idea.

There are a whole host of reasons why it wouldn’t go well.  There are all the Moms browsing the aisles, kids in tow.  There are all the squeamish shop workers that don’t want your… parts touching the items for sale, and I can’t imagine a nude blogger would attract customers to the store -quite the opposite I’m sure.  Then, there are all those over-eager, poorly trained mall cops just itching for an excuse to bust out their stun guns.

But, by far, the biggest reason why it’s a terrible idea to go to the mall on Naked Thursday is where the hell would you keep your wallet?

 

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Naked Thursday #15


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that not real good to do on Naked Thursdays, other things work out pretty well.

Naked video camera s

One of the things that works out well is buying that fancy new video camera you’ve been drooling over.

You want to do some home videos?  Naked home videos.  You want to make a sex tape?  Naked sex tape.   Want to catch your kid’s soccer game on video?  …Ok, you might not want to do this one on Thursday.  Parents tend to have pretty conservative views of naked people around their kids.

Even better than one camera, you could buy and set up dozens.

You could rig up your house like it is going to be the next Big Brother house.  Capture your entire life on video tape, ever wrinkle and fart.  After a few Naked Thursdays, you could probably sell all that video to one of the cable channels.  It seems like that’s the new twist on reality TV, naked reality TV.  You could be the next big star!  Like the Kardashians!

Actually, can you think of any celebrity-reality-TV-stars that aren’t assholes?  Maybe you should keep the tapes to yourself.

 

If you have any suggestions for things you’d like to see featured on Naked Thursday leave a comment below or visit the Contact Me page.

Results – Tits vs. Ass


I genuinely don’t care about my stats.  I write purely for my own pleasure, this is my safe place to vent and have fun, and if my posts amuse other people that’s just a fringe benefit.  So, this “Tits vs. Ass” experiment was purely for entertainment purposes.

In case you didn’t notice yesterday, Ann and I had a bet going.  She thought if I posted a picture of my ass I would get as many hits as she did when she posted her tits.  She was surprised when I decided to test out the theory, and we made it interesting by betting a guest post on the other’s blog.  If I was right, and I got fewer hits, than I could post whatever I want on her blog.  If she was right, and I got as many or more hits, she could put up whatever she wanted on mine.

So, yesterday, I posted a photo of my ass.  My first ever nudie pic posted on this site.

Normally, I only check my stats for amusement, but yesterday I was glued to my phone.  “How many hits has my ass gotten so far?”  I must have checked my stats every hour, on the hour.  I took a bunch of screen shots and send them to Ann.  I was obsessed with the data.  It was a fun distraction.  “Am I going to win the bet?” Continue reading

Yes, that’s my ass


johnny ass

Ann and I were having a conversation about the popularity of her blog the other day.  I kept telling her that she’s practically a celebrity, she said it was only because she showed her tits.  They are pretty amazing.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: Yeah, and [your tits] are extraordinary.  Mine wouldn’t generate much traffic.  😉

Ann: Your ass would.

Me: ROFL.  Maybe I should test that theory.

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Naked Thursday #14


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.  (Thank you to Pornclerk Chronicles for this week’s topic)

There are some things that are wonderful on Naked Thursdays, other things not so much.

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One of the things you might want to avoid on Naked Thursday is cooking bacon.

I know, I know, bacon is the fifth food group, it’s the best fucking food on the planet, etc.  I know all that… but if you absolutely have to make those candied bacon strips, or bacon-wrapped deep fried hot dogs, or chicken-fried bacon, or bacon ice cream… you get the idea, bacon is fucking fantastic with everything… you might want to cook it up on Wednesday.

Damn, writing this is making me hungry for bacon.  Hmmm… bacon. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #13


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that are not so good to do on Naked Thursday but other things actually work out pretty well.

Naked crime s

On Naked Thursday, one of the things you might consider is starting your life of crime.

For the sake of your humorously short criminal future I won’t consider a bandana covering your face cheating the Naked Thursday rules.  You wouldn’t want to make it any easier to identify yourself than it already will be.  Eh, tiny? Continue reading

Naked Thursday #12


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursdays, other things are not so good.

Naked alligator wrestling

One of the things that isn’t so good to do on Naked Thursdays is taking Alligator Wrestling lessons.

Maybe you always dreamed of dry lizard skin sliding between your legs, or running your scrotum over the bumpy ridges but it’s probably not a good idea.  Hmmm… dry, bumpy lizard skin rubbing against my balls…

Wait, yeah, no.  Bad idea.  Especially since alligators are usually fed by dangling chunks of chicken in their cage…  Yeah, the dangling pieces of meat hanging in front of their tooth-filled maws…  Meat that’s just waiting to be chomped into…   Depending on your ball-size you’d either be a tempting appetizer or a walking buffet. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #11


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursdays, other things not so much.

Naked car maintenance s

One of the things that isn’t so great to do on Naked Thursdays is car maintenance.

Yeah, it’s all good to want to get up close and personal with your vehicle, a man and a machine is a beautiful combination, but it might be a little too close on Naked Thursdays. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #10


For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

(I’m not sure what’s up with WordPress this week, this Naked Thursday post has been scheduled for Thursday the 19th… but WP posted it on Tuesday.  I took it down and rescheduled it.  Then WP posted it on Wednesday.  I took it down and rescheduled it.  Hopefully that was the last time I have the weird scheduling issues.  I spruced up the pics to try and make it up to you readers.)

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursday, other things are not so good.

Naked Models s

Like flying model airplanes.  You might think the sun and wind over your body would be awesome, and it is, but…

Let’s just put it this way, have you ever seen an 80’s horror movie?  They were pretty much all the same, some kind of silly looking toy-like monster that ends up killing a lot of people?  Yeah, spinning props, remote controls and dangerous flying machines… there’s just too many ways this can go wrong.  Stephen King would have a field day with this situation. Continue reading