So, I got a call from Cat the other day that was quite unexpected and could have gone very badly if our divorced relationship weren’t as good.
Before I get to what was said, I’d like to talk a little bit about her current husband. I’ve been calling him Captain Awesome (CA), entirely unironically, for a while in my draft posts but for various reasons they weren’t posted. He’s seriously an awesome dude and anyone who’s watched Chuck will get the reference. The kind of guy who’s so perfect you want to hate him but is such a good dude you just can’t. CA is tall, pretty in a way that sends women of all ages into a tizzy (seriously), successful, smart, has a bad ass job that more than compensates for his prettiness, and is exceptionally good with the kids. Not only all that but he’s gone above and beyond when it comes to making sure I’m involved with the family, as well as being cool with me and Cat’s strange-but-friendly divorce. I couldn’t have asked for a better dude to get added to the family and help watch over my kid.
Okay, on to the story.
Cat doesn’t typically call me, she’s far more of a texter or she’ll send a facebook update, so when I saw her name on the caller ID I was a little concerned. What she said surprised me though.
“Sooooo, CA was just on the computer. He noticed that your profile pic on Skype is not something kid friendly. Do you know what it is?”
Ummm… okay. I only use skype to talk to our daughter and to my mother, neither of which happens as often as it should, but the last time I’d been on the profile pic was an astronaut penguin or something ridiculous like that. It was one of their default options.
But when I logged into my account I didn’t see a penguin, I saw a large cock that had just cum all over the hand holding it. Yeah… not my style. Not the kind of thing I’d have put for ANY profile pic, let alone one used to communicate with family. And… it wasn’t my cock. I was hacked. Why, who knows? At least there wasn’t anything too bad they could have gotten.
Thankfully, whoever hacked my account didn’t bother to change the password. I was able to get in, change the photo and get a new password.
I told Cat, “Yeah, I didn’t put that up.”
She said that’s what she’d thought. Apparently, when CA had shown her the image she’d laughed and remarked that it wasn’t mine. As in, she looked at the photo on my profile and said that it wasn’t my cock. We were married for ten years.
We both laughed at that.
Just take a second to wallow in the ridiculousness of the situation. My ex-wife’s current husband found a cock shot for my profile pic and shows her, she laughs and tells him it’s not mine, then calls me so I can change it. We’re not only cool with that, it’s quite humorous.
This is one of the reasons why I’m extremely appreciative of the relationship that Cat and I and Captain Awesome have. What could have been an extremely awkward, uncomfortable, angry situation wasn’t any of those things. It was like a very strange adult joke that we were all in on.
I just hope my mom didn’t see it, that conversation would be far less amusing.