The Australia trip wasn’t all roses and sunshine, or ropes and sex. What should have been the absolute best morning of the trip, after the threesome, was actually the worst.
We’d had two bottles of wine which might have been why I tossed and turned all night. When I don’t sleep my brain doesn’t do well. By the time Vivian’s alarm clock went off I was already feeling rough mentally. I just wanted to be spend all day in bed, preferably asleep on a pair of beautiful boobs. Too bad Vivian had to work.
Then I got on my phone and the morning went from bad to worse. Continue reading
You’ll have to forgive the break from trip posts for a moment, it’s been a crazy few days.
Sometimes the universe just slaps you in the face. You could say it’s a sign from God, Allah, Yahweh, whoever/whatever, but as an agnostic I like the idea of the great unknown and “the universe” is a nice, ambiguous way to put it.
The problem with these proverbial slaps is that they don’t come with instructions or a convenient moral at the end. There’s no sky banner saying “That’s what you get for XYZ, asshole!”, or “Don’t forsake love for the better job in Denver!”, or whatever the applicable lesson should be. We just get bitch slapped and left wondering why.
Since returning from Australia I’ve had a series of unlucky, unfortunate events. At first, it was a few minor things not that far out of the ordinary but the magnitude and frequency of these events kept increasing. I went from thinking that maybe I was having a string of bad luck to thinking that the universe was trying to tell me something in an incredibly awkward and increasingly painful way. Whatever the lesson is, I’m not learning it quick enough. Continue reading