Traveling pet peeve: middle aged dudes with obnoxiously large head phones

To the 50ish dude wearing the giant red headphones. What are you, a fucking teenager?  I think that’s Justin Beiber’s favorite brand.  Did you see those advertised on MTV and couldn’t say no? Isn’t a midlife crisis supposed to involve a badass, if ridiculous, red convertible? Not massive, candy-apple red headphones. I don’t care if they have amazing sound quality and you’re listening to Bach, you look like a fucking wanna-be, teenage, douche bag.

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