I was on my way to the airport and noticed an extremely fancy, Mercedes sport car in front of me. One of those 80,000 dollar sports cars you rarely see outside of an automotive magazine. When we stopped at a light I got a very clear view of the bumper sticker, “this is Zen, this is tao”, and the frame around the vanity plate with a Buddhist phrase. What, wait? A Buddhist in a new luxury sports car? How Buddhist is a luxury sport car with a vanity plate? Hell, it’s called a freaking vanity plate for God’s sake. How fucking Buddhist can this owner be? Not fucking much of one, if you ask me. Posers irritate me immensely.
Traveling pet peeve: fake buddhist