Naked Thursday #16

For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that work out well on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

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Now, it’s probably pretty obvious that going to the mall is not a good idea on Naked Thursday.  There would be a few benefits to going, you’d never have to get undressed first in the changing room.  Hell, you wouldn’t even need a changing room, the employees would be urging you to try things on as soon as you step in the door.  And yet, it’s not a good idea.

There are a whole host of reasons why it wouldn’t go well.  There are all the Moms browsing the aisles, kids in tow.  There are all the squeamish shop workers that don’t want your… parts touching the items for sale, and I can’t imagine a nude blogger would attract customers to the store -quite the opposite I’m sure.  Then, there are all those over-eager, poorly trained mall cops just itching for an excuse to bust out their stun guns.

But, by far, the biggest reason why it’s a terrible idea to go to the mall on Naked Thursday is where the hell would you keep your wallet?

 

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5 thoughts on “Naked Thursday #16

  1. Johnny you need to (if you haven’t already) do some unattractive naked tasks:
    *open a jar naked
    *sneeze while naked
    *crap while naked (this is probably more awkward feeling for women than men?)
    *clip your toenails while naked

    Hahaha awkward adventures for the win!

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