There are some things that are wonderful on Naked Thursdays, other things not so much.
One of the things you might want to avoid on Naked Thursday is cooking bacon.
I know, I know, bacon is the fifth food group, it’s the best fucking food on the planet, etc. I know all that… but if you absolutely have to make those candied bacon strips, or bacon-wrapped deep fried hot dogs, or chicken-fried bacon, or bacon ice cream… you get the idea, bacon is fucking fantastic with everything… you might want to cook it up on Wednesday.
Damn, writing this is making me hungry for bacon. Hmmm… bacon.
Hmmm… 90’s flashback.
Where was I? Oh yeah, bacon is the food of the gods, but you probably should avoid cooking it on Naked Thursday.
I mean, I burn the shit out of myself when I’m cooking bacon clothed… because, fuck, it’s bacon, the grease burns are worth it. But when you’re naked there is so much more exposed skin for all of those burny-burny little droplets of angsty molten fat to land on.
But then again… if your significant other loves bacon as much as you do, you might be able to convince them to lick the bacon fat off your body afterwards.
Hmmm… sex. It would be like playing with candle wax only more painful, tasty, and fattening all at the same time.
Ok, we’re going to call this one a tie. If you want to cook bacon on Naked Thursday that’s totally up to you, you get bacon and maybe sex so the grease burns might be worth it.
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