Naked Thursday #13

For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that are not so good to do on Naked Thursday but other things actually work out pretty well.

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On Naked Thursday, one of the things you might consider is starting your life of crime.

For the sake of your humorously short criminal future I won’t consider a bandana covering your face cheating the Naked Thursday rules.  You wouldn’t want to make it any easier to identify yourself than it already will be.  Eh, tiny?

If you have any tattoos, birth marks, or identifying features of your naked body you might consider make up or something to conceal them too.

The benefits of committing crimes on Naked Thursday are twofold: you can hop in the shower and get ride of any potential crime scene evidence and when they catch you (because they will) you’re already set up for an insanity plea.

So, the next time you stop into the bank on Wednesday you might start planning a heist for the next day.

 

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