Naked Thursday #12

For all of you noobs, you can read the explanation and previous posts on the Naked Thursday page.

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursdays, other things are not so good.

Naked alligator wrestling

One of the things that isn’t so good to do on Naked Thursdays is taking Alligator Wrestling lessons.

Maybe you always dreamed of dry lizard skin sliding between your legs, or running your scrotum over the bumpy ridges but it’s probably not a good idea.  Hmmm… dry, bumpy lizard skin rubbing against my balls…

Wait, yeah, no.  Bad idea.  Especially since alligators are usually fed by dangling chunks of chicken in their cage…  Yeah, the dangling pieces of meat hanging in front of their tooth-filled maws…  Meat that’s just waiting to be chomped into…   Depending on your ball-size you’d either be a tempting appetizer or a walking buffet.

Alligators also have claws and can run up to 30 mph.  Chasing a jiggly, chunky, bouncing naked blogger ass would probably make their week.  Remember to zig-zag if necessary, don’t make it too easy for them.

 

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