One More Reason to Hate Facebook

I hate a lot of things.  I’m a crotchety old man, hate is what keeps the ticker pumping.  Ok, I’m not really a crotchety old man but I feel like it sometimes, and hate is an amazing inspiration for blog posts.

I hate Facebook, I’m never on Facebook, and the only reason I haven’t deleted the account is because of the dozen or so friends that don’t call/text/email anymore, they just send messages on Facebook.  If it wasn’t for them, my account would have disappeared years ago.

Facebook is one of the many things that I think is dooming modern society.  It’s the perfect way to waste time and receive absolutely no benefit from it.  Oh, sure, you can message Great Aunt Suzie in her old folks home, that’s cool, right?  Why don’t you call Great Aunt Suzie, send her a package, or go visit?

Facebook is like a fake world that somehow has tricked people into thinking it has some value.  And most updates are total bullshit.  I don’t give a fuck what you ate for breakfast.  Oh, those tacos for lunch were a bad idea.  Oh, look at me reposting a De-motivational poster.  Hee hee.  Hanging with the homies at the mall.  Why the fuck do I care? Continue reading