As a general rule, I hate all famous pop figures. I mean, if I saw Justin Bieber on the street I would have to fight the urge to run over and punch him in the face (maybe a bad example, I think a lot of people would feel the same). Brittany Spears? You might have to hold me back. Adam Lambert? Not entirely sure who he is, but I want to hit him too. Kim Kardashian? I still don’t understand why she’s famous, and thus deserves two punches in the face and a kick in the ass. Miley Cirus? I’d hit her if I didn’t feel so sorry for her parents.
There’s something so fake about all the really famous pop figures. Sure, they can sing, they can dance, but they’re like artificial people. Everything they do is choreographed, photoshopped, focus grouped, marketed… there’s no artist left in being famous, it’s designed. And yet they’re all so fucking rich.
And you know what’s worse than a pop star? A pop star that also “acts”. You can turn off a radio, but when they’re all over magazines, TV, and in the movie theaters it’s like being bombarded by meat puppets pushed by major corporations. I swear, Disney is like a factory that pumps out stars.
Which brings us to Justin Timberlake. He acts, he sings, he dances, he does comedy, he raps… he’s everywhere. He checks all the boxes, he really should be at the top of the “Punch in the face” list.