Naked Thursday #2

For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

Naked walking dog

For example, one of the things that has to be done with some tact is walking the dog.

You need to pick and choose the times of day to take the dog out very carefully.  If you go too early or too late you will end up sharing the sidewalk with the exercise types walking or running.  After they see you, definitely running.

You would think that those exercise types would be more open to the expression of the naked human body.  Nope.   Naked bloggers walking their dog?  They don’t appreciate that much.  Maybe it’s the Cheetos-Bud lite-Mountain Dew belly.  Maybe it’s the lack of proper grooming or hygiene.  Or maybe it’s just your floppy dong dangling in the suburban breeze.

For any of those many reasons, they won’t like what they see.  Especially if they are equipped with a running stroller and a couple kids.

Mentally prepare yourself for a face full of mace and the cops getting called.

 

If you have any suggestions for things you’d like to see featured on Naked Thursday leave a comment below.

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