Talk Clean to Me


When I’m bored I check the WordPress posts tagged with “sex”, I can usually find something amusing, entertaining, or offensive.

I recently found this blog, Sierra Parker, that seems to be dedicated to promoting male chastity to increase intimacy in relationships.

This sounded unique, which made it interesting, so I checked it out.

It looks like the author’s theory is that some men are so focused on the physical aspect of sex that they don’t experience any other kind of intimacy in a relationship.  So, if he becomes chaste he’ll have to focus on everything else instead of himself.  She encourages physical closeness, even being sexual with your partner, but discourages the male orgasm.

She even mentions chastity belts that make arousal painful for men so that they avoid even thinking about sex or masturbation.

This is an interesting theory and might actually help some relationships.  I could see guys that are so focused on getting their rocks off they don’t learn to enjoy the other aspects of a good relationship.

sexy-doctor-kI’m pretty sure Sierra Parker looks like this.

But the problem was, reading her blog was getting me all hot under the collar.  Despite using more clinical terms like ejaculation, penis, clitoris, vagina, she was describing sex tips. Continue reading

Naked Thursday #2


For those of you unfamiliar with Naked Thursday, read the first post.

There are some things that are good to do on Naked Thursday, other things not so much.

Naked walking dog

For example, one of the things that has to be done with some tact is walking the dog.

You need to pick and choose the times of day to take the dog out very carefully.  If you go too early or too late you will end up sharing the sidewalk with the exercise types walking or running.  After they see you, definitely running.

You would think that those exercise types would be more open to the expression of the naked human body.  Nope.   Naked bloggers walking their dog?  They don’t appreciate that much.  Maybe it’s the Cheetos-Bud lite-Mountain Dew belly.  Maybe it’s the lack of proper grooming or hygiene.  Or maybe it’s just your floppy dong dangling in the suburban breeze.

For any of those many reasons, they won’t like what they see.  Especially if they are equipped with a running stroller and a couple kids.

Mentally prepare yourself for a face full of mace and the cops getting called.

 

If you have any suggestions for things you’d like to see featured on Naked Thursday leave a comment below.